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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

30 Jan 2014 - Hexagoda Shanty in the Alaskan Wild

17 May 2013 - Hippie Palace

06 Feb 2013 - MAGICAL HORSE

27 Mar 2012 - Prehistoric Oval Fossil

19 Nov 2009 - Shrunken Pet Head Amulet

30 Oct 2009 - An Open Letter to My Fellow Commuters

20 Sep 2009 - FREE TO A GOOD HOME

15 Jul 2009 - Wanted: Pony

07 Jan 2009 - couple looking for another hot girl - mw4w

15 Oct 2008 - Free Hot Tub

08 May 2008 - Dead Moose

06 Nov 2007 - From the Pizza Delivery Guy

17 Jun 2007 - To: Dude with a boat, 11:20 p.m., 6-16

11 Feb 2007 - From a Welfare Kid

22 Nov 2006 - Costco counselors standing by

04 Oct 2006 - Alaska men