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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

22 Oct 2013 - anybody else still trying to Save the World?

21 Jan 2013 - Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator

31 Jan 2010 - Hey sellers - take some advice before posting

29 Nov 2009 - Seeking Eunuch

20 Nov 2009 - I Saw Your Breasts By Accident - m4w

12 Aug 2009 - things you could learn from my transgendered boyfriend

31 Jul 2009 - Evolution of a pet ad

17 Jul 2009 - FREE CRAP! (manure)

25 Jun 2009 - To the guy who yelled: Hey Faggot!

27 Feb 2009 - Looking for Bridesmaids - w4w

23 Feb 2009 - Martha Stewart prison sink/toilet combo

02 Jul 2008 - Guitarist of megalomaniacal speed seeks audience who won't combust

08 Jun 2008 - To the uber sexy thunderstorms this weekend - m4w (kickapoo valley)

12 Sep 2007 - 6 pack packing tape for $5 for 6 pack beer

07 Sep 2007 - To the girl who flashed me while I was driving - m4w

28 Jun 2007 - Rave: Planned Parenthood

01 Mar 2007 - Dear Ex-Customer (AKA Thief)

26 Aug 2005 - Wisconsin - Forward!