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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

24 Feb 2010 - free toilet, needs tlc

02 Jan 2009 - Tattooed Trouble.

04 Feb 2008 - Me Cashier...You Customer!

27 Nov 2007 - Whoah Super Food Chopper & Bowl of Sweetarts

09 Jul 2007 - Things I Learned Saturday

02 Jun 2007 - Dear Dog: just take a shit already

01 Mar 2007 - To My Co-Workers

20 Sep 2006 - Thank you Dulcolax for ruining my Thanksgiving.

16 Aug 2006 - re: breeding dogs