"see what happens" - I'm hoping for at least a fingerbang
"down to earth" - boring
"sincere" - needy
"romantic" - needy
"drama-free" - I need a vagina that won't bother me after I'm done with it
No picture - I resemble a creature from Middle-earth
Picture of anything else other than a person - I will give you an STD
"Love to eat pussy" - Don't really know which part the pee or the baby comes out of
"spoil you" - I hope you're into watersports
"lets chat" - My other hand is on my erection
"love [music, movies, tv]" - I'm a cultural retard
"experienced" - one or two date rape convictions
I'm a 5'10", 175lb, blue eyed, red headed Englishman who loves chatting with the fairer sex... so let's chat sometime. If you are just after a booty call, then I don't know what to say...? I did just get out of a long relationship, so I guess we'll see .... who knows?? Thinking about it is actually making me feel quiet anxious, but I know hpw persuasive some of you can be..... I just wanna smile!!
Anyway, if you can follow the instructions above and feel like learning more give me a shout soon :)
TTYL
ps> no guys please... no offense, thats not my thing at all!!!
I’m a 28 year old professional male that predominately lives, works, and has a life in Houston, TX; but travels at least once a month to Ft. Worth. I am happy, but maybe a little disenchanted with my life. There is some lack of excitement and romance that I seem to have lost… and a level of admiration and acknowledgement that I haven’t felt in a while.
I’m successful by all means of the word and have a very stable life. I’m well educated, attractive and in pretty good physical shape. I’m a hopeless romantic that enjoys dinners, movies, concerts and theater, and fun “nights on the town”. I’m just looking for that spark to get me through the day and keep me looking forward to the next time we talk or meet.
I’m not looking for a one night stand, and really… sex is not an objective (or important) at this point. I am looking for a friend who likes to be treated nicely, pampered on occasion and is open for new relationships.
How do I see this playing out? I would love to get to know someone over e-mail initially and soon meet for dinner and/or a movie. If we hit it off then I’d love to get in a relationship where we talk and e-mail often and get together when I’m in town. I’ve love to experience the Dallas/Fort Worth area with someone and spoil them along the way. I’m realistic to know that this relationship has its limitations due to distance and many other factors… but I hope at least a true friendship can develop.
So here are the dirty details that I know I have to get out of the way.
I am Caucasian; 28 years old; 5 foot, 11 inches; 175 pounds; brown hair and blue eyes and attractive
You should be: Race not important, should be attractive and in decent shape, age not important, marital/single status not important, I like kids but would rather not take them out to dinner when I’m in town (no offense) :)
I have a picture and I’ll return it for yours. I didn’t include it here because I wanted to weed out those who truly don’t want the time of part time relationship that I’m looking for.
She is petite, blond, wonderfully in-shape, very sensual and would love to experience another girl.
She has smaller breasts, so larger breasts are a plus.
He is tall, athletic, blond, a good size and can last a long time and is very sensual.
We're looking for an attractive girl to take part in our sexual encounters.
Both of us love giving and receiving oral and often use toys in bed.
what am i looking?
a relationship that for real, something meaningfull, to be with a girl that would take my breath away, not by beauty but be personality.
i am looking for something really longterm and serious
about you
age: 17-25 years
race: i am open to all races
body: HWP, not interested in BBW ( under 200lbs ) but a girl with a little meat on her is always sexy.
must be educated or attending school right now
someone who is looking for her soulmate
being a christian is a big plus but not require
love kids and want some in the future
WHEN YOU EMAIL ME"
make sure the subject read " love" or else i wont open it
if you have number i can text you at, leave it there
ask me any question you might have
i have pics so just asked and email me yours ( not really require)
"Semi-normal" Where we are in a relationship, Share the same bed and are normal in most ways. The only difference is you are the Dominant and make the decisions in the relationship. You can have as much controll as you want and have the choice of includeing me in the decisions that are made, Or freely make them without discussions and i will be happy with whatever you decide we need to do. Will never argue with you, You will ALLWAYS be right in my eyes.
"slave" Where we share the same bed, or not your decision, Or maybe we do share the same bed, But at a moments notice i'm told to go to the spare bedroom, Because you have company coming over for the night. All dicision are yours and again you may include me in them or not, You will ALLWAYS be right in my eyes. Everything belongs to you and is in your name, And obviously my paychecks are signed over to you every payday.
"cuckold" We are in a relationship but i never sleep in you bed but may be allowed if you decide to let me watch you have sex with a real man, And clean you up afterwards. Everything belongs to you and is in your name. All decisions are made by you and NEVER includes me in any decision process, Obviosly my paychecks are sined over to you on payday.
I'm not looking for a booty call! Rather, I'd love to meet an intelligent, kind-hearted, attractive lady who wouldn't be opposed to a little hand-holding on this chilly night ... and could see possibly a half hour of yummy kisses after the movie if we just happened to get along really well.
Is this a crazy notion? Probably yes, but somehow it just sounded really nice. As for me, genuinely sweet ... and cuter than most of the Craigsist crawlers posting their pictures here. And if you think the included pic here is funny, then we'll likely laugh a lot and get along really well.
Thanks for checking out my posting. And please put the name of a movie you've seen recently that you liked in the subject line so that I can tell you are a real person responding. Crazy ... I've actually received more than a dozen bogus replies already!
Yes, I know this is kind of a hook-up ad, but please consider not flagging me. The kind of girl
I'd prefer to meet isn't over in that other category answering every other ad there.
I would just like for you to lie back and let me kiss you everywhere. You needn't return the favor.
Kinda had my heart broken last year and just looking to do something "nice" for a deserving gal.
It would do my aching heart some good to make you feel good. No other agenda at all. So ... ?
I'm in no rush to make this happen, but it sure would be a nice way to spend this snowy evening.
Please type "this guy will lick me for hours" in the subject line so that I'll know you're not spam!
Come stay with me rent free till you get on your feet. I make decent money and don't mind helping someone out till they get on there feet. As long as your heart and mind are in the right place and you plan to eventually stand on your own two feet. Some people out there might think this is crazy but Im a former Marine who served two tours in Afghanistan and Iraq under heavy combat conditions so how much crazier does it get than that. You only live once in life so what the hell why not give it a shot.
A little about me: Im 6 foot 3 ,190 pounds, good build, hazel eyes, shaved head, clean cut , good looking white male with a few tattoos. Im a laid back individual not into the drama or head games. Im not a big drinker maybe every once and while and Im not into the bar and club scene like I used to be in my younger days. My sign is cancer and I consider myself to be very passionate,
affectionate and loyal. I believe honesty and loyalty are extremely important in a relationship. I am a very generous and trusting guy which can be bad sometimes
because people tend to want to take advantage of that but it won't stop me from being who I am. I enjoy many types of activities from outdoor stuff, taking my woman shopping to traveling or just staying at home watching a flick cuddled up on the couch.
What kind of woman Im looking for: Honesty, loyalty, and affection are important factors. not too shy and ready and willing to move to California. Not a drug addict, responsible not materialistic or high maintenance. Not afraid to be themselves, someone who doesn't feel the need to go somewhere all the time or spend money like crazy to make themselves feel better. A down to earth girl who is motivated with a good head on her shoulders.
I have many interests and likes, dislikes and would love to discuss them with you if you feel like your the one. They say that there is plenty of fish in the sea and there's tons of women right here in California but Im tired of the same regular old cod fish LOL. Who knows maybe this way I'll find a true Mermaid a Diamond in the ruff. So if your reading this ad and you think you might be the one then drop me a line send some pictures and tell me what made you respond to the ad. Tell me about yourself, your situation and what your looking for. Yes I do have pictures to send but only for sincere women who fit the description and qualities Im looking for. So if your ready to make a move in your life and you think you fit the description
of the type of woman I'm looking for then please by all means send me a message.
Your ticket is right here waiting for you.
Important! For those of you trying who contact me make sure you check your Bulk/Spam email folders for responses. For some reason sometimes they go there and I wouldn't want you or myself to miss out on a possible connection.
First off let me start off by saying I am a real person and this is a real ad. I am not spam or a bot.
Are you out there my princess? Im searching far and wide for you. I am a 27-yo male trying something new and adventurous. Im looking for a nice attractive female between the ages of 18-30 who is looking for a fresh start in there life and would
like the opportunity to come to California and be my roommate g/f . There's millions of people out there in the United States and there's someone perfect for everyone
out there it's just a question of if you can find them or not. So i thought this would be a interesting way for me to see who's out there for me.
Come stay with me rent free till you get on your feet. I make decent money and don't mind helping someone out till they get on there feet. As long as your heart and mind are in the right place and you plan to eventually stand on your own two feet. Some people out there might think this is crazy but Im a former Marine who served two tours in Afghanistan and Iraq under heavy combat conditions so how much crazier does it get than that. You only live once in life so what the hell why not give it a shot.
A little about me: Im 6 foot 3 ,190 pounds, good build, hazel eyes, shaved head, clean cut , good looking white male with a few tattoos. Im a laid back individual not into the drama or head games. Im not a big drinker maybe every once and while and Im not into the bar and club scene like I used to be in my younger days. My sign is cancer and I consider myself to be very passionate,
affectionate and loyal. I believe honesty and loyalty are extremely important in a relationship. I am a very generous and trusting guy which can be bad sometimes
because people tend to want to take advantage of that but it won't stop me from being who I am. I enjoy many types of activities from outdoor stuff, taking my woman shopping to traveling or just staying at home watching a flick cuddled up on the couch.
What kind of woman Im looking for: Honesty, loyalty, and affection are important factors. not too shy and ready and willing to move to California. Not a drug addict, responsible not materialistic or high maintenance. Not afraid to be themselves, someone who doesn't feel the need to go somewhere all the time or spend money like crazy to make themselves feel better. A down to earth girl who is motivated with a good head on her shoulders.
I have many interests and likes, dislikes and would love to discuss them with you if you feel like your the one. They say that there is plenty of fish in the sea and there's tons of women right here in California but Im tired of the same regular old cod fish LOL. Who knows maybe this way I'll find a true Mermaid a Diamond in the ruff. So if your reading this ad and you think you might be the one then drop me a line send some pictures and tell me what made you respond to the ad. Tell me about yourself, your situation and what your looking for. Yes I do have pictures to send but only for sincere women who fit the description and qualities Im looking for. So if your ready to make a move in your life and you think you fit the description
of the type of woman I'm looking for then please by all means send me a message.
Your ticket is right here waiting for you.
I don't really know what to say I'm looking for to be honest because I'm looking for many things. I don't really have a need for lots of friends or a large social circle. In fact, I'm perfectly happy spending almost all my time alone however I always find myself yearning for the company of a woman from time to time and the more time passes the more I find myself wanting that someone to call my partner in life and my lover. I also, like all other human beings, have sexual needs. So that being said, I am open to entertaining all types of relationships and / or correspondence. Fuck buddies, friends with benefits, casual lovers, girlfriend / boyfriend, serious long term relationship, and just about anywhere in between fits the type of relationship in willing to engage in so if any of this sounds like something you would be interested in pursuing after reading this listing then please send an email telling me a little about yourself. It also helps if you send some pictures to share seeing as how you have already seen several of me. I have many more to share in return. Please put '420 FRIENDLY' somewhere in the subject line so I know you're not a bot and you are real.
Gotta pick someone to hangout with!! We can stay in or go out.
Would be nice for someone in the Fort Worth area!
I have had only a few real responses and hundreds of spam ones.
All real ladies have been too far away. I need someone that is close or
semi close to Fort Worth. I don't want to drive an hour everytime I want to see you!
Still waiting for you!!
Thanks
JC
I have posted many times but no luck yet. My search goes on!
Message me now and could be yours soon!!
Stop thinking about it and make it happen!!
I'm 5'10" & 185 lbs with great tone, crystal blue eyes, big white smile and a very funny guy to hangout with.
I'm a fun loving ,non angry and non cheater that would like the same.
I have never married and have no lil ones myself. (Lil ones are more than fine with me, I just don't have any myself)
I keep my hair pulled back in a ponytail most of the time for you short hair lovers.
I have a Myspace page that you can see more about me with lots of pics. If you respond and I respond back, you can look up my email address on Myspace. (not CL address)
Please email me with a photo with the word "REAL" in the title!!
Please be within 25 miles of Fort Worth. Looking for someone that is average to slender in size, single and not married !
Last thing I would like to say:
If you have cheated on every past relationship don't bother responding!!
Remember,
I am open to all responses, but must put the word "REAL" in your subject line or I will not see your reponse it will go straight to the Junk box and deleted.
The following is something I am including here because I like. In general, I consider it a reference for couples that can help them realize how their relationships should be...... it does not mean that women should always be protected by men because men are stronger or so...... you can reverse it if you wish ;)
I am also not including it because I am very religious. I do believe in God and I trust the plan he has for me but you do not have to be the same. Faith is my personal preference. However, I do not exaggerate because I believe in being open minded. I will respect your preference as long as you respect mine.
"Woman was created from the rib of man. She was not created from his head to top him; nor from his feet to be stepped upon. She was created from his side to be close to him. From beneath his arm to be protected by him. Near his heart to be loved by him"! - I am a real guy looking for a real woman for LTR.
- I am NOT here looking for games or sex. I am real and I do live in the DFW. I am looking for an attractive woman with whom I can become best friends and lovers. If I eventually realize she is the one, I do not mind family and children.
- If you are not real, if you are looking for games, or if you do not send me YOUR picture, please do NOT even try; I am way too smart to be fooled. You can NOT play, cheat, or use me. You ain't selling me nothing. You ain't getting any money out of me. You better not try to be with me for any reason other than love (by love, I do NOT mean just "making love"; I mean REAL love and relationship)! I have my ways to find out. Just be a real woman looking for love and respect. Do send me YOUR picture(s).
- White or Asian women ONLY, please. I am not being too picky, arrogant, or racist. I am not 100% white myself; however, I am interested in white or Asian women only. It is just a personal match preference and, since it is my love life, I believe I am entitled to what I like for the sake of both; my partner and myself.
Also, I am not demanding. I do not expect a woman to change for me or to be a specific way for me to like her. If you are not my type, do not get offended; there are men who like your type and I might not be one of those…… For example, you do not have to like movies or pretend you do just because I want a woman who likes them….. I am not trying to offend you, I am just trying to get one of those women who ALREADY like movies!
- ATTRACTIVE and younger than 34.
- Taller than 5'2" (not too hard).
- Weight <190lB please.
- I am respectful and honest. I know how to treat a woman and I am NOT looking for a fling or a one night stand.
- I WILL respect you; if you have respect and control issues please feel free to skip this add.
- I try to enjoy life and I avoid arguing.
- I won't try to control you; I'll give you 50% and keep 50%.
- I am VERY well educated (will keep it as a surprise and tell you later if you deserve it). You do not have to be educated but you MUST be a good communicator who can initiate, handle, and continue a healthy conversation.
- If you have a cursing habit, you better keep it at home (or just find yourself an abusive alcoholic cz I'm NOT).
Bellow is a small picture for you to have an idea. I know it is not too clear. If you are really interested, I can reply some better ones once you contact me and make it clear you are interested.
This is an offer for REAL love; do NOT miss it. The one who will win this add WILL be extremely lucky.
Blond hair blue eyed. 6ft 200lbs GL white male with a good job. Been with the same company for 21 years. Not originally from Texas.
I'm into music and having a good time with the right person. I'm not desperated I just thought I'd give this a try and see
how things go. I'm open minded and if you have a picture send it. I'll shoot one over when you reply.
Reply with "Looking for a Date" in the header so I know it's not spam.
These traits are far more important to me than physical ones. Though we all have different things that attract us to a person, I don't have any preconceived notions about my ideal sub or slave's height, weight, skin color, and age (18+ only, of course). Enthusiasm and emotional maturity are more important than experience.
I am short and chubby, with dark brown hair and a goatee. I am completely DDF and single, and have a lot of experience with this sort of relationship.
Want to sit around with me? Fuck it I say. Throw in the towel. Admit defeat. Let's have queso dip and watch M*A*S*H reruns, the way God intended. We can play cribbage or somthing. Order take out. Take a nap. Microwave some leftover.
Come on. You know you want to.
Put "fajitas" in your subject line so I know you aren't retarded.
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