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chef iso hungry homeowner, I want a room 4 cooking <>< (Metroplex)


Date: 2009-11-07, 3:18PM CST
Reply to: hous-rdsen-1455935586@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



Dear Hungry,

I am a culinary expert, raised in restaurant business, looking to exchange room/board for meal preparations

for a healthy (non-smoking/non-drug using professional) person who does NOT have animals; someone who

can appreciate a gent that can cook and run the house. You need to be straight, have cable TV, internet,

a wine bar with sauvignon would be a plus, nice lawns, a back patio perhaps and like classical jazz/blues,

and a quiet abode.


If you eat the majority of your meals in classy restaurants, I can reduce your food budget to pennies

by comparison; and if you are eating at McD's, I can have you eating like you 'were' in fancy restaurants

on the money you blow on burger/fries because you're 'paying' for good meals, just not getting them.

Well-balanced, very good tasting meals daily, an occasional dessert, keeping weight in mind.

If you want to 'lose' a few pounds, I can prepare those type meals, with taste not lacking.


The preference would be someone (male or female) not hurting for money, but then who isn't?

The kitchen would be a full responsibility, shopping for groceries and house articles, making

the cleaners run, feeding the birds, changing the paper tray, water. (sorry no cats/dogs/snakes,

or other exotics) Fish ok but not sharks, or reptiles, or those that could hurt the chef! :/


Don't worry, not looking for a friend, but if you need companship (platonic only) that's okay,

as life can be somewhat boring. I play most all card games, dominoes, terrible chess, shoot

a good game of pool. I have a pool table if you have room for it, and a 46" inch Projection

TV (ditto) that I was going to sell. I can bring or sell them.


I have furniture, or can use what is there and put mine into storage. Okay age-wise, I'm an

older gent, educated and kind-hearted. I prefer to chef for someone respectful, giving

and sensitive to others' needs. A retired businessperson, a philanthropist, inventor,

small-time movie producer, artist with a gallery, a retired executive secretary, or ceo,

perhaps someone who has had a great life, but can't cook? A divorcee? Someone who can

appreciate good meals. No need to suffer, no need to spend a ton of money, just share a

room for about 12 months and you'll eat like a king or queen whichever you are.


Although I'm a well-dressed, quality person with no criminal background, I'm not lifted up in pride.

Just getting older, not in the workforce anymore, so I'm using my God-given talents just for having

a nice room/board, and helping you.

Can you appreciate that?...

If so, hit me back for confidential conversation.

Be sure to tell me your particular situation, and why you can use my services and help.

Thank you ~


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