Hello, fellow Dallasians! How many of you are in need of more ebony erotica, known colloquially as ebonica? I have a stack of very sultry short stories. I'll include for you a particularly stellar example of such literature; I hope it entices you! Let me know if you're interested. Thanks!
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Lovin da Judge, by Dex Daniels
Week ago dex n mama gots tickets in da mail to see judge joe brown court show, our fave tv judge. Not only he black, he also know how to deliva da tuff justice real! Now it time to go to studio fo broadkast, so gramp daniels drive us there in he big purple pimp-mobile, stopping fo a cupple old english 800s on da way. Mama n dex gulp down dat shit, hop out n get in line outside da phony courtroom studio to hand our tickets to da bailift or whateva she called. Pretty hot fake cop beeyotch! Dex might ask fo her numba or myspace name afta da show! We goes inside n sit on a bench. Place fill up fast. Then two dumb-lookin people enter da room n walk up to da front. Guess these be da goons dat be facing off in da court case. Sexy bailift tell us to rise for judge joe brown. Da ol carmel-colored coon wif crossed eyes walk in wif his long black dress on. Mama whisper to dex, "dats one fine nigga...mmm, hmmm!" "is u serius?" aks dex. "i sho is!" say mama. "i'm wearin dis shirt fo him." mama gots a low cut blouse on. Big amount of kleevage be showin. She crazy. we then told to sit. Dis case about a man suing cuz he arm were bit by another niggas crazy dog. Defendent say it aint his fault, da dog were leashed. Joe brown ask him how long da leash is. "Bout 30 feet, yo honor." judges crossed eyes grown big after he hear dat. "Whut?! How can a leash like dat enable control of yo dog? You is guilty, sir! Pay da man whut he want." da hammer fall n dat be all. "All rise," say da sexy cop bitch. As we starts to leave, dex feel a hand on he shoulda. Dex turn n see who it be. Why it nonother than judge joe! "hey you two! Wanna hang out wif me fo a wile in my chambers?" he crossed eyes be gazin at mama jugs. Maybe he see four instead of two. "woo hoo! Yes, yo honor!" mama say, supa excited. "follow me!" joe say, so we does. When we get in his chambers, judge walk ova to a tiny fridge in da corner. He pull out a plate of chicken wings and a whisky bottle. Then he grab a few shot glasses, top em up and hand em to dex n mama. Joe say, "Lets have a drink and a wing!" dex tear into a wing. Mama gulp down her shot and get frisky imediate, pullin down her blouse to show joe her big nockers. Da judge's eyes grown big and he starts slobberin. He turn toward dex and say, "young wannabe thug of disappointment, dis is what a MAN do!" he pull off he big black dress, gettin fully nude. He grab a bottle of blue pills sittin on a table and down dat shit wif a glass of whisky. He carmel-colored cock firm up fast and start leakin warm juice! He rip mama clothes off and tell her ass to bend ova. She do and gladly! Mama tits be swingin as da judge pound her black bushy snatch relentless. Dex cant belee what he see! Mama look at dex and say, "nigga, aint dis some hot shit?! Is you gettin hard watchin yo mama take some dick?!" dex have to say affirmative. "pull out yo pecka and stroke it!! You knows you want to!" dex do it wifout hesitates. "judge joe! Get under me and fuck my pusseroo while dex fuck my butt!" scream mama. We do as she request! Our peckas be pistons, pushin in and out of bof puss and bunghole, bruthas! Man, mama intestines feel so good! "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" joe and me scream as we cream! Now mama gots loads of nigga alfredo sauce in her holes! yesssssssssssssss!