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2019 X3 Max - $22,000

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condition: excellent
No trades.

Im selling my 2019 x3 xds turbo xr max (64”) 172hp. No mud, this is a mountain trail machine. 160 hours 1965 miles. This isn’t a pavement princess. This is the Panty Dropper 3.0. Versions 1 and 2 were my two 2016 Rzrs. This machine has more power, speed over 80 mph and unmodified - no tunes. The reason I’m selling is it’s just too long - ladies you know what I mean.

Now before you get on your moped and cruise over, realize this is not for kids or those men that eat fake meat or wonder if they are really a woman. You breathe on the throttle and women are throwing their panties at you. Go ask your girlfriend, she'll tell ya.

Ever wonder what it's like to harness a flux capacitor, well, look no further as this thing delivers 172hp and will cross 14,000’ mountains in Colorado in a heartbeat. From the Devil’s Punchbowl to Black Bear Pass to Grizzly Lake trail and everything in between, this machine will get you thru to the other side. Low on testosterone because your wife stole your dignity and sense of being a man again? This is your opportunity to go back in her purse and get your balls back that you should never have given up in the first place. The Panty Dropper isn’t out of the crate like this. Like your woman, below is a list of bolt on’s that make it better.

Comes with all the below and a lot of extra’s like new belts, two tool boxes with stuff in them like snatch blocks, compressors, jumper cables etc. This machine is ready to go to Colorado, Arkansas or wherever.

Tires are Tusk Aramid 32” with 90% tread.
Canam adventure full size roof rack
SB particle separator - engine
SB particle separator - helmets
Rugged Radio radio and intercom- wired for four seats
CA Tech high clearance radius rods
CA Tech front end including winch plate
Viper elite 4500 winch
Shock therapy toe link support
Shock therapy plate
ST springs
ST Bump steer kit (tie rods)
ST front sway bar end links
SR rear sway bar end links
Parking brake
Heavy Duty pull plate (needed when your pulling a rzr)
Baja lights (6) front and one for the rear
Reverse camera
Seizmic mirrors
Emp DOT glass windshield with wipers
Canam door openers
Rough country rear deck sides
Crow Enterprises Four point racing harness for all four seats
Blue seas kill switch
Blue seas fuse box
5150 2’ Bluetooth whips
Shift plate
Factory UTV UHMW 1/2” full machine skid plate with aluminum alloy reinforcement area
3 keys maybe 4
Custom badge message on console - viewable on startup. Says Panty Dropper
Lower door inserts
Belt box liner - Kevlar
Have 3 or four spare tires/wheels that all hold air.
4 Rugged Radio helmets come with it

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