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- a bot named Alexa is your BFF
- your BFF Alexa is documenting all your conversations
- you staring at your phone, waiting for someone to call, and wonder why they didn't just text
- you owe more than $80,000 in student debt
- you owe more than $80,000 in student debt and you're voting for Elizabeth Warren
- you borrowed money for a college degree, like gender studies, that has no real-world value
- you've been on the job one year and you believe the CEO is making all the wrong decisions
- you've been on the job for one year you're disgruntled because the CEO hasn't approved your break-room wish list
- you live rent-free in your parents' home
- you live in your parents' home and have no plan for moving out
- you live with your parents, have no move-out plan, and use a scooter sharing service
- you didn’t vote for Hillary and scream in public parks because you Hate Donald Trump
- you didn't vote for Hillary because some Russian told you Trump could never win
- you believe the world is coming to an end in 12 years
- you don't know Indonesia is the biggest climate offender the world over
- you believe Israel is a terrorist state
- you believed MSNBC and CNN when they told you Donald Trump is a Russian Agent
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