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Make Readies, Need to get ready to sell or rent, OR get deposit back (Denton)

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Property owners, Renters, Buyers or Sellers. 940.222.7114 Call or Text. The text is best for getting a hold of me and the fastest. Text me any time.

If you need to get ready to sell, get ready to rent a property if you are wanting to get a large deposit back on a property I can help.

If you have a punch list or need me to make one for you the KEY to getting better renters and getting more money for properties is for them to look nice. I know what you want and can make it happen. If you have one or more properties and need maintenance help or another phone number you can call to service your properties I can help also.

You can google me under Handyman in Denton. I'm the 380 Handyman, I can not put websites in this ad. You can find out more about me, I tried to make it fun under services. The photos...well I am really bad about taking photos. You will get the idea. I am trying to take more and get them up. I just need days to be about 49 hours long so I can get to them.

* I am on time, I do good work and I don't rip people off. I have lived in this area for over 40 years.

* Enjoy helping homeowners with projects around their homes. People just don't have time to do all the things around their house and that is where I come in, I have 35 years working in the construction field. I enjoy what I do.

* Like pets, meeting people, and forming relationships. I will probably be your handyman for years to come.

* I like building shelves and workbenches for homes and garages. They make a good gift. For that someone that has everything.

* I can also help consult with homeowners that are trying to do it themselves. It can save you a lot of time and money.

* I have many clients that will work with me as a helper to save them money and people love doing things with their hands. People like building things, it's a feeling of accomplishment and they can take all the credit for it as far as I am concerned. Tell everyone I was your helper.

* Do you have something you want to have built. Draw it on a napkin and give it to me. Examples: Catio, Birdhouse, Turtle Home, Little Library, Raised Garden, Cool Shelving, Birdhouse and CHICKEN COOPS. I have a small wood shop I can make ideas you have.

* Have you started something and got in too deep and need someone to clean it up.

* Have you stepped through your ceiling or has someone else I can help. Not uncommon.

* Maybe you just have a honey-do list. Adjust doors, fix a little trim. Make a list and I will just start working it.

* I recommend if you have a lot of things you want to be done let's pick out a few and see if we work well together. Then we can work on them all in steps. It makes things simple. Some people (Not You) that you cannot get paid enough to work for like Trump, Martha Stewart, or Darth Vador.

* Zombie Proofing Home. Very important these and should not be overlooked.

* Trapdoors for door to door salespeople. Alligators and Tigers not included.

* NSA Jamming devices, free tinfoil hat with every purchase.

* I can also help people that think the world is flat. You know who you are and we all know it is a triangle don't
we.

If you have cats Google the word "Catio".

If you have kids in your neighborhood Google Little libraries, I build them.

I have a woodworking shop. I do not build add-on's any more or major projects. I keep it simple.

Breakfast and lunch are always good to have around when I show up and working.

Tipping is always good. Sometimes I underbid things and have to eat them but most people know when something like that happens. I do not accept first born or an arm and a leg. 2 feet maybe.

If you are still reading I hope you have enjoyed this. Now I will start the story of my life. Just kidding. I sell 8 track tapes of it for only 19.99 plus shipping and handling but wait you can get the same 8 track for a friend for one dollar just pay shipping and handling on it. (Only 29.99 for Shipping and handling)

Look forward to meeting you.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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